I need my sleep. I need about eight hours a day, and about ten at night.
BILL HICKSAre gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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This is where we are at right now, as a whole. No one is left out of the loop. We are experiencing a reality based on a thin veneer of lies and illusions.
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Is it my business if somebody wants to burn a flag?…No, it’s not…That’s called logic and it’ll help us all evolve.
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