The American dream is a crock. Stop wanting everything. Everyone should wear jeans and have three T-shirts, eat rice and beans.
BILL HICKSAre gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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All day long you see those commercials: ‘Here’s Your Brain, Just Say No’…and the next commercial is: ‘This Bud’s For You.’
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet.
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Marijuana: a drug that kills … no one – and let’s put it in a time frame – ever. Illegal.
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Rock stars against drugs–that’s what we want, isn’t it? Government-approved rock-n-roll? Woo! We’re partying now!
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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