We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
BILL HICKSEngland, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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What does an atheist scream when they come?
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Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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I am a misanthropic humanist… Do I like people? They’re great, IN THEORY.
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What did moths bump into before the electric light bulb was invented? Boy, the lightbulb really screwed the moth up didn’t it? Are there moths on their way to the sun now going, It’s gonna be worth it!.
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I believe that the Bible is the literal word of God. And I say no, it’s not, Dad. Well, I believe that it is. Well, you know, some people believe they’re Napoleon. That’s fine. Beliefs are neat. Cherish them, but don’t share them like they’re the truth.
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If you don’t think drugs have done good things for us, then take all of your records, tapes and CD’s and burn them.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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