My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
BILL HICKSEngland, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
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I left in love, in laughter, and in truth, and wherever truth, love and laughter abide, I am there in spirit.
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As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Dinosaur fossils were placed in rocks by prankster God just to make human beings think the world is older than it is.
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Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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There is a 3rd point of view on the gun control issue – those who I refer to as THE VICTIMS – but they remain strangely silent.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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I have something to tell you non-smokers that I know for a fact that you don’t know, and I feel it’s my duty to pass on information at all times. Ready?. . . . Non-smokers die every day . . .
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You know we armed Iraq. I wondered about that too, you know during the Persian Gulf war those intelligence reports would come out: “Iraq: incredible weapons – incredible weapons.” How do you know that? “Uh, well… we looked at the receipts.”
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God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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I was in a cab in New York. The cab had a sign, “Please do not smoke, Christ is our unseen guest.” This guy was reaching.
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BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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