I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
BILL HICKSEngland, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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What kind of people are these with such low self-esteem that they need a war to feel better about themselves?
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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So, it’s good to be here, wherever I am.
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I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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