I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
BILL HICKSThe Voice of Reason is in us all…and everyone can recognize it because it makes sense and everyone benefits from it equally.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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Is it impossible to imagine Americans sneaking into Mexico en masse, seeking regular employment and a better way of life?
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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The role of the comedian is to say ‘Wait a minute’ when a consensus starts to form.
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We all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
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People in the U.K. share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself. They have a sense of irony, which America doesn’t have, seeing as it’s being run by fundamentalists who take things literally.
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Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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I used to drink, I did, I had to quit. Man, I was an embarrassing drunk. I’d get pulled over by the cops, I’d be so drunk I’d be out dancing to their lights thinking I’d made it to another club.
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Go back to bed America, your government is in control again. Go back to bed America… you are free to do as we tell you… you are free to do as we tell you.
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Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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