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Bill Hicks

No, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
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Honestly Jobs Kids Something Sorry
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
That’s why I always recommend a psychedelic experience because it makes you realize that all you’ve learned is in fact just learned and not necessarily the truth.
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Drug Facts Make Psychedelic Realize
Childbirth is no more a miracle then eating food and a turd coming out of your ass.
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Ass Eating Miracle
I’ve had good times on drugs…bad times on drugs…But I’ve had good and bad relationships…and I’m not giving up pussy.
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Bad Drug Giving Relationship Up
I don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
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Funny Humor Mean
How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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Jobs People Vote
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
Pot is a better drug than alcohol. I’ll prove it to you. You’re at a ball game or a concert, and someone’s really violent and agressive and obnoxious, are they drunk or are they smoking pot?
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Drunk Games Marijuana Obnoxious
When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Doe Guy Occur Thinking Work
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Bystanders Gun Rights
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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Looks Mouth World
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
Life is only a dream, and we are the imagination of ourselves.
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Dream Funny Ideas Revolutionary
I was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
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Bunny Celebrating Commemorating Easter Jesus Kings

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