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Don’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.

Bill Hicks

I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
They Want You To Be A Docile Apathetic Consumer
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Apathetic Consumer Docile Want
As long as one person lives in darkness then it seems to be a responsibility to tell other people.
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Long People Responsibility
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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Afraid Home Night Suspending War
I used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
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Bye Country
Oh my God. Lift me up out of this illusion, Lord. Heal my perception that I might know only reality and only you.
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might Perception Reality
England, where no one has guns: 14 deaths. United States…23,000 deaths from handguns. But – there’s no connection.
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Connections Gun States United
Humanity is just a virus with shoes.
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Humanity Shoes Viruses
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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Looks Mouth World
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
And on the seventh day, god stepped back and said and said, “This is my creation, perfect in every way… oh, dammit I left all this pot all over the place. Now they’ll think I want them to smoke it… Now I have to create Republicans.”
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Perfect Thinking Want
What before seemed a…frustrating wall, the comic deftly and fearlessly steps through, proving the absurdity of it all.
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Comic Steps Wall
I was a weekend drinker…I’d start on Saturday, end on Friday…thought I was controlling it…but I don’t drink any more.
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Drink Friday Weekend
Speaking of Satan, I was watching Rush Limbaugh the other day.
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Rushing Satan Speaking Watch

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