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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?

Bill Hicks

We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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Growing Ideas Revolutionary Thumbs
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Believe Ideas Real
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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Democracy Interesting Jesus Lying Sarcasm
I…am an evolved being who deals solely with the source of light…in all of us in our own minds. No middleman required.
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Light Middlemen Mind Source
They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Believe God Thinking Word
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Agnostic Atheism Atheist
I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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Bullying Creative Ideas Revolutionary
What’s gonna happen to the arms industry when we realize we’re all one. Ha ha ha ha ha! It’s gonna fuck up the economy!
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Arms Government Realizing
Caffeine from Monday to Friday to energize you enough to make you a productive member of society, and alcohol from Friday to Monday to keep you too stupid to figure out the prison that you are living in.
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Caffeine Energize Friday Monday Productive The Figure
I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
We are the facilitators of our own creative evolution.
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Creative Creativity Evolution
I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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Collective Ego Trying Unconscious
All your beliefs, they’re just that. They’re nothing. They’re how you were taught and raised. That doesn’t make ’em real.
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Ems Raise Real Taught
Sometimes my dad even gets on this kick–‘You hate this country’….I have to tell him…I just hate being lied to.
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Country Dad Hate Sometimes

How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?

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