If ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
BILL HICKSIf ur going to have a war on drugs, have them against ALL drugs, including alcohol, the number one offender.
BILL HICKSI’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
BILL HICKSI don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
BILL HICKSI was over in Australia during Easter, which was really interesting. You know, they celebrate Easter the exact same way we do, commemorating the death and resurrection of Jesus by telling our children that a giant bunny rabbit left chocolate eggs in the night.
BILL HICKSYou ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
BILL HICKSNo, I don’t do drugs anymore, either. But I’ll tell you something about drugs. I used to do drugs, but I’ll tell you something honestly about drugs, honestly, and I know it’s not a very popular idea, you don’t hear it very often anymore, but it is the truth,
BILL HICKSI don’t mean to sound bitter, cold, or cruel, but I am, so that’s how it comes out.
BILL HICKSI believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
BILL HICKSWe all pay for life with death, so everything in between should be free.
BILL HICKSI don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
BILL HICKSGod has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
BILL HICKSWould you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
BILL HICKSJust one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
BILL HICKSI’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
BILL HICKSIf I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
BILL HICKSDon’t worry; don’t be afraid, ever, because this is just a ride.
BILL HICKS