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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!

Bill Hicks

I wouldn’t give Satan a snowball’s chance in Hell against a woman’s ego.
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Chance Ego Giving
I don’t know what you all believe, and I don’t really care … but you have to admit that beliefs are odd. Lots of Christians wear crosses around their necks … you really think when Jesus comes back, he ever wants to see a fucking cross?
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Christian Jesus Kings Neck
Listen, the next revolution is gonna be a revolution of ideas.
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Ideas Next Revolutionary
I don’t identify with anyone historically, but there are several people in the future who I am a dead ringer for.
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Future Historically People Several
You think when Jesus comes back, he really wants to see a cross? That’s like going up to Jackie Onassis with a rifle pendant on.
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Jesus Religious Thinking
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
When two or more people agree on an issue, I form on the other side.
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Funny Humor People Two
You know, when I see those two twins on that Doublemint commercial? I’m not thinking of gum. I am thinking of chewing, so maybe that’s the connection they’re trying to make.
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Connection Make Trying
In Australia…they celebrate Easter the same…by telling our children a giant bunny rabbit…left chocolate eggs in the night
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Children Easter Night
It’s not a war on drugs, it’s a war on personal freedom.
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Drug Freedom Personal War
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
I figure, if he could overcome being nailed to a cross, I don’t think a Marlboro Light’s gonna faze him that much.
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Light Marlboro Overcome The Figure Think
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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America Philosophy Years
How are we gonna justify arms dealing when we realize that we’re all one?
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Arm Justify Ones Realize

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