Let’s do some comedy. I always like to add some comedy to my show. Those who’ve seen me before might know that.
BILL HICKSI used to love to call L.A. when I lived in New York… Is that the Big One I hear in the background? Bye, you lizard scum! Bye!
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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How would you like to get inside that guy’s mind and look around for a hour? That guy sees opportunity at every glance, doesn’t he?
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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Our next Cold War ought to be with ourselves…After all, who poses the biggest danger to the American environment? We do.
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People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Watching television is like taking black spray paint to your third eye.
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They believe the bible is the exact word of God – Then they change the bible! Pretty presumptuous, hu huh? “I think what God meant to say…”
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Isn’t that weird, we’ve made nature against the law. That’s how un-natural we’ve become.
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We are one with God and He loves us. Now if that isn’t a hazard to this country-How’re we gonna keep building nuclear weapons?
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I smoke to fill the potholes in my soul
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We’ll see who believes in me now. I am the Prankster God – I am killing me!
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I’d…bet enthusiasm for ‘ethnic cleansing’ will wane if only sticks and rocks are available for the warring parties.
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Keith Richards outlived Jim Fixx, the runner and health-nut dude. The plot thickens.
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I began working quite young, writing, growing, maturing, always striving to top myself – to make people laugh hard at things they know and believe deep in their hearts to be true.
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People always snap and think they’re Jesus. How come no one ever snaps and thinks they’re Buddha?
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