You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
BILL HICKSWhy is marijuana against the law? It grows naturally on our planet, serves a thousand different functions, all of them positive. To make marijuana against the law is like saying that God made a mistake.
More Bill Hicks Quotes
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We’re supposed to keep evolving. Evolution did not end with us growing opposable thumbs. You do know that, right?
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I’m just trying to rid the world of all these fevered egos that are tainting our collective unconscious.
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How many people disapprove of the job the Conservatives are doing? Seventy percent. Of those same people, how many will vote for them again? …Seventy percent. What the fuck? Where did they take this poll, at an S&M parlor?
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I’ll smoke, I’ll cough, I’ll get the tumors, I’ll die, deal? Thank you America. [salutes]
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We are losing the ‘War on Drugs,’ which means there’s a war going on and people on drugs are winning it.
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No one can give you any answers. There aren’t any. You have to discover for yourself-you must learn to navigate the mystery.
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The world’s like a ride in a fairground & when you choose to go on it you think it’s real, that’s how powerful our minds are
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I’m glad mushrooms are against the law, because I took them one time, and you know what happened to me? I laid in a field of green grass for four hours going, “My God! I love everything.” Yeah, now if that isn’t a hazard to our country…
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My voice was not heard, the questions were not asked that I wanted to see asked.
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At least he f-kin’ jams! If it’s a choice between eternal Hell and good tunes, and eternal Heaven and New Kids on the f-kin’ Block … I’m gonna be surfin’ on the lake of fire, rockin’ out.
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I get a kick out of being an outsider constantly. It allows me to be creative.
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When you’re…stepping over a guy on the sidewalk…does it ever occur to you to think, ‘Wow. Maybe our system doesn’t work?’
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Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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We really are All One….this is the very philosophy that has kept me virtually anonymous in America for fifteen years.
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May I suggest, instead of a war to feel better about yourself, perhaps… sit-ups? Maybe a fruit cup? Eight glasses of water a day?
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