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Your denial is beneath you, and thanks to the use of hallucinogenic drugs, I see through you.

Bill Hicks

I don’t get along with anything, I really don’t…I’m, I’m, maybe I’m just a, you know, incredibly tasteful human being.
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Anything Humans Know Tasteful
You ever noticed how people who believe in Creationism look really un-evolved? You ever noticed that? Eyes real close together, eyebrow ridges, big furry hands and feet. “I believe God created me in one day”. Yeah, looks like He rushed it
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Believe Creation Eye People Real
Why do we put people who are on drugs in jail? They’re sick, they’re not criminals. Sick people don’t get healed in prison. You see? It makes no sense.
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Criminal Drugs Jail People Sick
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Artist Book Writing
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution. OK, not the most popular idea ever expressed. Either that or you’re all real high and agreeing with me in the only way you can right now. (Starts blinking)
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Believe Ideas Real
I’ll tell you how to solve this abortion thing…Those unwanted babies…? Leave about 12 of them on the Supreme Court steps.
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Abortion Baby Steps Unwanted
We’ll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them. And Eve said, Yeah… it’s just not enough is it?
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Adam Dreams Enough Eve Instant
I love talking about the Kennedy assasination. The reason I do is because I’m fascinated by it. I’m fascinated that our government could lie to us so blatantly, so obviously for so long, and we do absolutely nothing about it. I think that’s interesting in what is ostensibly a democracy.
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Democracy Interesting Jesus Lying Sarcasm
Why is pot against the law? It wouldn’t be because anyone can grow it, and therefore you can’t make a profit off it, would it?
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Anyone Law Pot Profit
I don’t like anything in the mainstream and they don’t like me.
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Funny Humor Ideas Revolutionary
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational
It’s all about money, not freedom. If you think you’re free, try going somewhere without money, okay?
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Okay Thinking Trying
BTW A 24 week old embryo is not a human being. You’re not a human being until you’re in my phone book.
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Book Phones Stupidity
Do I have a message? Yes, I do. Here’s my message: as scary as the world is – and it is – it is merely a ride …
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Messages Scary World
Are gun rights advocates arguing that roving gangs…shooting innocent bystanders constitutes a ‘well-regulated militia’?
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Bystanders Gun Rights
Pornography is any act that has no artistic merit and causes sexual thoughts…Sounds like almost every commercial on TV to me.
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Artistic Causes Commercial Sound

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