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I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.

Bill Hicks

I’ve been on what I call my UFO Tour, which means, like UFOs, I too have been appearing in small southern towns in front of a handful of hillbillies lately.
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Flying Southern Towns
I find it ironic that people who are against things that cause sexual thoughts are generally fundamentalist Christians who also believe you should be fruitful and multiply.
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Believe Christian Fruitful People
Music is a great energizer. It’s a language everybody knows.
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Energizer Language Music
In the beginning God created the heavans and the earth… see you at the final.
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Earth Finals Heaven
Supreme Court says pornography is anything without artistic merit that causes sexual thoughts, that’s their definition, essentially. No artistic merit, causes sexual thoughts. Hmm… Sounds like… every commercial on television, doesn’t it?
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Essentially Thinking Trying Two
I love talking about Kennedy assassination…a great archetypal example of how totalitarian government…sorry, wrong meeting.
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Government Sorry Talking
But where did this veneration of childbirth come from? I missed that meeting. Childbirth is wonderful, childbirth is a miracle. Wrong. It’s no more a miracle than eating food and a turd coming out your ass.
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Miracle Sex Wonderful
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Country People United States
I do not believe making money in order to consume goods is mankind’s sole purpose on this planet. If you’re wondering what I believe our purpose on this planet is, I’ll give you a hint… it has to do with creating and sharing.
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Believe Creating Order Planet Purpose
I’m an American who loves an America which doesn’t exist, which is a land of freedom and free ideas.
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Country Ideas Land
If you’re so pro-life, do me a favour: don’t lock arms and block medical clinics. If you’re so pro-life, lock arms and block cemeteries.
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Block Cemeteries Funny Humor
Marijuana grows naturally…Don’t you think making nature against the law seems a bit, I don’t know, unnatural?
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Law Marijuana Thinking
…I just want to be free of the fears and anxieties and the superstitions of religion. An ‘avenging GOD’? One who created Hell for those who don’t believe?
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Beliefs Children Religion Sorry Superstitious
God has this…hobby. He creates perfection. This world is not perfect. We have to learn to separate illusions from reality.
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Hobbies Perfect Reality
Truly, the only stupid people I’ve ever met, the most absolutely clueless, are the very people that produce television.
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Clueless People Stupid
I never got along with my dad. Kids used to come up to me and say, ‘My dad can beat up your dad.’ I’d say ‘Yeah? When?’
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Dad Funny Motivational

I’m tired of this back-slappin’ “isn’t humanity neat” bullshit. We’re a virus with shoes.

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