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Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.

Bill Hicks

I’m a heavy smoker. I go through two lighters a day.
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Funny Humor Two
It has become more and more obvious that there is one political party in America, and that is The Business Party.
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Country Party Political
STRATFORD SUCKS!’ Am I supposed to run after these guys? I’d just stand there, you know. They’d back up. ‘STRATFORD SUCKS! …STRATFORD SUCKS!’ I’d say, ‘I know. I go there. You’re wasting gas, man.
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After Know Stratford Sucks Suppose
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
How do I know the Bible isn’t the word of God? Well if it was the word of God it would be clear and easy to understand…considering God was the creator of LANGUAGE!
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Atheism Atheist Religion
If I thought the Jews killed God, I’d worship the Jews.
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Agnostic Atheism Atheist
Writing, acting, music, comedy. A deep love of literature and books. Thank God for all the artists who’ve helped me.
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Artist Book Writing
The war on drugs to me is absolutely phoney, its so obviously phoney, ok? It’s a war against our civil rights, that’s all it is. They’re using it to make us afraid to go out at night, afraid of each other, so that we lock ourselves in our homes and they get suspending our rights one by one.
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Afraid Home Night Suspending War
I guess what surprised me the most was the discrepancy in casualties: Iraq, one hundred fifty thousand casualties, USA: seventy-nine!
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Country Mean Most Surprise
People in the United Kingdom and outside the United States share my bemusement with the United States that America doesn’t share with itself.
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Country People United States
not all drugs are good.. some of them are great
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Drug Good Great Some
Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Added Age Bible People Years
I believe that God left certain drugs growing naturally upon our planet to help speed up and facilitate our evolution.
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Believe Drug Growing
Women priests. Great, great. Now there’s priests of both sexes I don’t listen to.
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Atheist Funny Sex
You ever seen somebody do that? I’ve seen someone do that. Let me tell you something – if you’re smoking out of a hole in your neck [mimics it again] I’d think about quitting. And that’s just me, ya know.
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Big Fear Quitting Smoke Something Think
I’ve learned a lot about women. I think I’ve learned exactly how the fall of man occured in the Garden of Eden. Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we’ll never age.
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Dream Exactly Fall Learned Men Women

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