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Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.

Bill Hicks

Well we looked at all the people in the Bible and we added ’em up all the way back to Adam and Eve, their ages: 12,000 years.
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Added Age Bible People Years
Just one thing I know for sure, chicks dig jerks.
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Chicks Jerk Knows
To make marijuana against the law is like saying God made a big mistake.
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Marijuana Mistake Weed
To me pornography is…spending all your money and not educating the people in America, but spending it instead on weapons.
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Country People Weapons
Good comedy helps people know they’re not alone. Great comedy provides an answer.
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Answers Helping People
I can’t believe a war against drugs when they have anti-drug commercials on TV all day long followed by This Bud is for you.
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Belief Commercial Long War
Would you let the aliens land, please? They might be here to pick me up.
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Land might Pick Please
It’s always funny until someone gets hurt. Then it’s just hilarious.
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Comedian Funny Hurt
I’m just skin covering coffee and some real nervous teeth.
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Coffee Real Skins
People often ask me where I stand politically. It’s not that I disagree with Bush’s economic policy or his foreign policy, it’s that I believe he was a child of Satan sent here to destroy the planet Earth. Little to the left.
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Children Believe Earth Left Little People
I smoke. If this bothers anyone, I suggest you look around at the world in which we live and shut your f-kin’ mouth.
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Looks Mouth World
Any organization created out of fear must create fear to survive.
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Created Fear Organization
I believe we all have the Voice of Reason inside us…to gently lead us out of our own self-created hells.
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Believe Self Voice
What do you say we lighten things up and talk about abortion?
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Abortion Say Talk Thing
You’re not a human till you’re in my phone book. There. My hat is now in the political ring.
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Book Phones Political
They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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Comedian Good Life Smoking

Sixteen years I’ve pounded my head against the mentality of America, which…I’d say it’s about an 8th grade emotional level.

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