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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.

Bette Midler

Writing a book is not as tough as it is to haul thirty-five people around the country and sweat like a horse five nights a week.
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Book Country Horse
Through books and photographs, I saw a world that was not my own – and I realized that there was another world.
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Book Saws World
If I don’t feel right about what I’m in, I don’t feel right about anything.
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Anything Clothes Feels Right
It’s important that you all agree on what the parameters are and what you can accomplish – and not get pissed off or beat yourself up for what you can’t accomplish.
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Beats Important Off Pissed
Honey, I can smell the scent of another woman from 500 paces.
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Infidelity Pace Smell
Unfortunately, every time there’s a budget crunch in New York, the Parks Department is usually the first to be cut. So they need all the help they can get.
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Country Cutting Parks
I’ve always said that people have unrealistic expectations.
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Expectations People Unrealistic
A lot of people say that my life is wasted on me because I could be a bigger asshole than I am, but I’ve chosen not to be.
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Bigger Life People
If somebody makes me laugh, I’m his slave for life.
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Laugh Laughing Slave
Men’s brains are smaller than those of women so they can fit into their penises.
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Brain Fit Men
Sometimes my brain goes on CD shuffle. You know, you put a bunch of CD’s on and hit play and random things come out.
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Brain Play Random
I never know how much of what I say is true.
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Cynicism Funny Truth
A lot of people have no access to beauty. When I was growing up, my mother had only a few pretty things to look at.
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Grow Up Mother People
The worst part of success is to try to find someone who is happy for you.
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Funny Jealousy Success
One of my first role models was Eugene Lang, a wealthy businessman who went back to his elementary school in East Harlem and addressed the sixth-grade class. He looked out at that sea of faces and said, “If any of you wants to go to college, I will pay for it.”
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College Kids School
People are not the best because they work hard. They work hard because they are the best.
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Best Hard People Work

A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.

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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.

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