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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.

Bette Midler

After thirty, a body has a mind of its own.
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Age Birthday Funny Mind
The only thing Madonna will ever do like a virgin is give birth in a stable.
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Birth Giving Virgins
If you pick up a ukulele, it will make you unbelievably happy.
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Happy Picks Ukulele
Everyone goes through their winters and springs, and their summers and autumns.
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Autumn Spring Summer
If they [at the audition] don’t like the way you sound they won’t buy you anyway, ripped dress or no ripped dress, ass hanging out or no ass hanging out.
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Dresses Sound Way
The Internet has changed everything. People will be discovered online. People buy music online. It’s a completely different way to get entertainment.
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Different People Way
We’re all divine, but I was the only one who had the nerve to call myself that.
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Divine Myself Nerves
While I was growing up, I believed I could do anything I could think of. So the challenge was always to keep thinking – to get to where I wanted to be and then to think of somewhere else to go.
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Else Growing Somewhere Thinking
As you age, feelings do diminish.
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Age Diminish Feelings
There’s the media-driven universe, in which the public perceives you in a superficial way. Then there’s the universe that you actually inhabit, where you have to get up even if you didn’t sleep so well, and you feel like crap and your face is swollen.
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Media Sleep Way
When I read that, I burst into tears. It was so generous and so basic. Not fluffy. I can’t understand why we scrimp on education and shortchange our kids. Why would the citizenry do that to the people who are going to inherit its republic?
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Country Generous Kids Shortchange Understand
I want to have fun, and I want to give people a good laugh.
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Fun Giving People
Marriage is such hard work. And it’s full of rage and real human drama.
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Drama Hard Work Real
Only two groups of people intimidate me absolutely: salespeople and the French.
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Groups People Two
That’s the Oscars for ya – you remember who was nominated, but you don’t remember who won!
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Nominate Oscar Remember
When you reach a certain age, you have fulfilled your childhood dream and whatever your first or second adulthood led you to do. T
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Childhood Dream Thinking

A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.

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A person’s life is a journey, a road. Sometimes you go off the road and sometimes you stay on all the way through. But you are the only one on that road. It’s your road.

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