When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
BERNIE MACI ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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My daughter was a beautiful child.
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The two sides of Bernie – that’s a quiet weapon that I have.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I’m an entertainer and I really enjoy entertaining. I think if you’re going to really be what you say you are, you have to really live it, work it, practice it, and think it.
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My girlfriend Rhonda, who’s now my wife, I graduated from high school, she got pregnant. My grandfather said, ‘You’ve got to do the right thing.’
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I’ve never been no superficial cat.
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I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I wasn’t disciplined at all. As good of an athlete as I was, I was not disciplined. Had I had the drive that I have in comedy, and acting, and writing, that’s why I knew it just wasn’t right for me.
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