I’m funny. I’m a comedian. I’m not a clown.
BERNIE MAC
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Bernie MacBernie Mac Stand-up is what I am; stand-up is what made me.
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Bernie MacBernie Mac When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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Bill BurrBill Burr There is a very difficult period in a comedian’s career – it’s that window of time where you’re good enough to draw tickets but nobody knows you yet.
Bill BurrBill Burr They proved that if you quit smoking, it will prolong your life. What they haven’t proved is that a prolonged life is a good thing. I haven’t seen the stats on that yet.
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