Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
BERNIE MACI’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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My family are police officers, detectives. My brother Mitch is FBI. Mitch is like that – a stern enforcer.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I’m very much disciplined because I’m more mature. When I was young I just wanted to live, I could jump, I could run, I was quick and I was relentless.
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The two sides of Bernie – that’s a quiet weapon that I have.
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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I can act. I’ve been acting for a long time, but like anything else, don’t nobody owe you nothing. You’ve go to pay your dues. You go from A to Z; you don’t go from M to Z.
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I came from a place where there wasn’t a lot of joy.
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I had to do clubs where street gangs were, had to do motorcycle gangs, gay balls and things of that nature.
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I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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Black audiences are hard. They always think they’re better than you. So you got to come with a little extra to satisfy them.
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I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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I ain’t running for office. I ain’t running for nothing.
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You’re never going to see me playing a buffoon.
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Jerry Weintraub, the producer, might be a pain in the ass, but he really knows how to treat his actors.
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