Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
BERNIE MACI’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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If I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
BERNIE MACIf I can tell someone a story that makes them bend over and laugh, that’s bigger than anything else.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACI’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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The one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
BERNIE MACThe one thing about comedy, making it become a part of you, the audience loves it, because you become part of them.
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When you’re offstage, that’s the footprint. That’s the man God’s gonna judge.
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When I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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Sometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
BERNIE MACSometimes when you lose you win, son. Failure is just life’s way of preparing you for success.
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I get facials. I get a manicure and pedicure every week. I get my hair cut, and I oil myself down from head to toe. I got that from my brother. I was so impressed with how high maintenance he was. When he left the room, you could still smell him for an hour.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
BERNIE MACI’ve been in training for stardom.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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I hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
BERNIE MACI hate to let people down. I was like that in sports and I was like that in comedy. I was like that at work. When I worked General Motors and stuff like that, when I say something, I mean it.
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I’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
BERNIE MACI’m an ordinary guy with an extraordinary job.
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You know you poor when you eatin’ breakfast food late. You fryin’ toast? At nine o’clock at night? With bacon? You’re broke.
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