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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.

Bernie Mac

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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.

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I love who I am. I love what I’ve become.
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Become
I was born October 5, 1957, on the South Side of Chicago, in the Woodlawn area, a neighborhood that hasn’t changed much in forty-five years. Our house was on 66th and Blackstone, but the city tore it down when the rats took over.
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Cities Neighbourhood South Years
Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.

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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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Barbers Shop
Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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Expecting Something Upset Way
I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.

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I’m not ashamed to tell the truth about what happened in my family. I think that’s what makes my comedy different.
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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.

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I think a lot of TV insults the audience.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Doctors Knows
I hate to compare anything, especially while I’m promoting. I feel that’s another disrespect, but ‘Ocean’s 13’ is the best movie I’ve ever done in my life. No question.
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Another Feel
Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.

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Whatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
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Like
I was a street performer for two years.
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Performs Two Years
I took my sports experience to my life on stage. That’s why I’m so disciplined. Playing sports, I was always underestimated. I was never picked first to do anything. This always helped me. It taught me how to push myself.
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Anything Firsts Push Taught
I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.

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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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Failing Sometimes Winning
I always wanted to scuba dive. I used to scuba dive undercover like black Aquaman.
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Scuba
I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.

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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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Brother
Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.

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Okay, first rule of this carpool. No breaking wind in my car. The only gas that Bernie Mac want to be smelling is unleaded.
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Unreal
I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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Able Onwer

Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.

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