I don’t need to pat myself on the back until my arm breaks. I don’t need any of that.
BERNIE MACWhatever success I’ve had, I always like to top it.
More Bernie Mac Quotes
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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It took me a long time to get to where I’m at, in my career and as a man. I was going through my trials and tribulations in life, and it gave me the strength to tackle things that have come my way.
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Fear is not one of my attributes.
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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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Suffering is a good teacher. It keeps you in its grip until you’ve learned your lesson.
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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The Bernie Mac Show’ is my life. It’s the truth, and I’m not ashamed of a minute, an hour, or a second of my life.
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I’ve been in training for stardom.
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I don’t care about how I look; I’m dedicated to the laughs. You know, I used to be a clown, so – my name was Smoothie the Clown. All the training I had, all my training is geared toward making people laugh, and I didn’t care about being cool.
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Bernie Mac just says what you think but are afraid to say.
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That’s the whole key to anything: Don’t be afraid to fail. And is not afraid to fail.
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I have so much respect for what’s funny.
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People like rumors. They’re going to say things like, ‘You was at the club with Lil’ Kim, and you and Kanye West got into a fist fight.’ You can’t get upset. You’ve got to keep hope alive.
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America…Do not touch my TV, my DVD, my stereo, my dual-deck VCR. Do not touch my old school, my new school, my slow jams, my party jams, my happy rap, and you better not touch…My James Brown.
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I’ve introduced myself with comedy, and once you’ve introduced yourself as something, that’s where people keep you. That’s where people like to hold you.
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When it comes to raising children, I believe in give and take. I give orders and they take ’em.
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Shut up before I drop yo ass off at Koreatown. Now hold on, America, don’t start writing no letters. I’m just kidding. But am I lying?
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You have to meet all of the challenges, big and small. Because how you start is how you finish.
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Why do people love Richard Pryor so much? ‘Cause he had problems.
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I’m so black, I leave fingerprints on coal.
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I have Glocks, .45s, Berettas, Remingtons. I like the marksmanship and the discipline that it takes to be a gun owner. I like the machinery. Being able to take it out and clean it is even more fascinating than having the gun.
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I don’t ever watch myself. By watching, you try to perfect yourself, become a robot.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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As I got older, I got into all kinds of things in the streets – but for some reason, I never got caught up with the gangs growing up. Everybody dug me, man. I never had problems.
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