I was a street performer for two years.
BERNIE MACWhen I get a chance to play golf or go on a boat with good people, take the boat out and put some lobsters on the grill, get the ice-cold beer and the cigars – that’s heaven here on earth.
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Why I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
BERNIE MACWhy I was so intrigued with Red Skelton was because he was able to make you cry and laugh and the same time. That was power.
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Whatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
BERNIE MACWhatever you hear at the barber shop, stays at the barber shop.
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You can’t be a doctor if you don’t know the entire parts of the body.
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I want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
BERNIE MACI want to have fun. Life ain’t no dress rehearsal. I want to have fun. I’m a comedian; I ain’t no politician. So everything I do is with humor, with love.
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I can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
BERNIE MACI can’t build myself by beating somebody down.
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When I go onstage, I want to relieve your mind, your pressures.
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I’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
BERNIE MACI’m not afraid to fail. Sometimes when you lose, you win. Sometimes when you win, you lose.
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The success of my comedy has been not being afraid to touch on subject matters or issues that everyone else is politically scared of.
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I learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
BERNIE MACI learned hard lessons in life; I had to because I had so much happen: My mother died my sophomore year in high school. The next year, same day, my brother dropped dead. Two years after that, I got married because my girlfriend got pregnant. The year after my wedding, my father – who I had only recently met – died.
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I came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
BERNIE MACI came up in the community center. I used to be physical director of the South Central Community Center in Chicago on 83rd. It’s still there. It used to be around there when I was a kid.
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I’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
BERNIE MACI’m not a politician, I’m a comedian. I know my limitations.
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You can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
BERNIE MACYou can’t change what happened. Just like you can’t change the future by worrying about it. You just have to keep moving.
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Only way you can you get upset is when you expecting something.
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I want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
BERNIE MACI want to play a villain – I can’t wait to play a villain.
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