Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTONI try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
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People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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My advice to anyone adapting a novel is that once they’ve read it and learnt to understand it, then they must throw it away and never look at it again!
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And roast beef and Yorkshire pudding is my personal signature dish.
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This calls for a very special blend of psychology and extreme violence.
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Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.
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Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.
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The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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