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  • Ben Elton Quote - My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
  • Ben Elton Quote - My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
  • Ben Elton Quote - My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
  • Ben Elton Quote - My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
  • Ben Elton Quote - My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.

  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

    You’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

    Kingsley watched her disappear from the room, wondering if his heart would break. Logic informed him that of course it would not. The heart was no more than a muscle, a pump which distributed blood about the body.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap. Download This Image

    I did not vote Labour because they’ve heard of Oasis and nobody is going to vote Tory because William Hague has got a baseball cap.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

    I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven. Download This Image

    If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

    We’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

    The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

    I exercise hard and the reason I do is so that I can earn the things I like to consume.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth. Download This Image

    The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    For the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear. Download This Image

    You didn’t wake up, your dreams just changed gear.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

    The Germans are a cruel race. Their operas last for six hours and they have no word for fluffy.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it. Download This Image

    Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s. Download This Image

    Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi. Download This Image

    No collection of people who are all waiting for the same thing are capable of holding a natural conversation. Even if the thing they are waiting for is only a taxi.

    BEN ELTON
  • Share on Facebook Tweet this! Share on LinkedIn Share on Whatsapp Share on Telegram Ben Elton Quote - I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

    I’m easy to work with, not a pushover, but I respond to criticism and find it inspiring.

    BEN ELTON