Yes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
BEN ELTONMy parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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The worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
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Artists don’t create society, they reflect it
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My parents were secular. I am an atheist.
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If I did things for the money, I’d have done adverts in the 1980s, when I was hot enough to be offered them, and ‘Police Academy 6,’ which I was asked to write.
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I resent the creation of a world in which beauty is a reminder of what we’re losing rather than a celebration of what we have.
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You think I look like a teletubby?
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I see dull people as projects … to be reformed
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And of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
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I loved writing ‘Two Brothers’ more than anything else I have written. It’s the first book I’ve written that I’ve always known I wanted to write. Having said that, it also kept me awake at nights.
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Beyond love, beyond unrequited love, perhaps even beyond any other passion known to humanity, deep, deep in the depths of the turgid, clinging, swamplike pit of despair that lies dormant within every soul, lurks JEALOUSY.
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The appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
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If only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
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People who get through life dependent on other people’s possessions are always the first to lecture you on how little possessions count.
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I think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
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There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
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