There are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTONThere are lots of things I could have done for the money, but I’ve made a great living doing the things I want to do.
BEN ELTONWe’ve all got to look at ourselves, start with yourself, that’s all you can do. I believe that we can act responsibly as a group, it’s just that there are vested interests telling us not to bother.
BEN ELTONThe appropriation of radical thinking by lazy, self-obsessed hippies is a public relations disaster that could cost the earth.
BEN ELTONAnd of course to hunt down sedition. Only paper is safe. Books are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar, you have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTONI think it is very difficult to legislate for morality.
BEN ELTONI’m lucky because the strongest emotion I have ever felt is being in love, and that definitely informs my writing.
BEN ELTONI think trying to be cool is the worst possible ambition – and I have never suffered from it.
BEN ELTONBooks are the key. A book cannot be accessed from afar. You have to hold it, you have to read it.
BEN ELTONI find the fact that billionaires are quoted as if the fact that they are billionaires gives them some kind of wisdom is outrageous.
BEN ELTONLeaders should never, ever try to look cool – that’s for dictators
BEN ELTONFor the past seventeen years I have been experimenting with lager. I am a lager user and one drug leads to another. If you do lager, as night follows day, you’ll end up doing Kentucky Fried Chicken.
BEN ELTONIf only the strength of the love that people feel when it is reciprocated could be as intense and obsessive as the love we feel when it is not; then marriages would be truly made in heaven.
BEN ELTONI try hard not to preach, but I get carried away, which is a mistake, but it’s a risk worth running.
BEN ELTONYou’re mugging old ladies every bit as much if you pinch their pension fund
BEN ELTONThe worst thing about being a great power is when you’re not one any more. It takes centuries to get over it.
BEN ELTONYes, OK, farty is a silly word. I wish I’d never used it. I’m 34. Perhaps it was a word for my 20s.
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