All of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYAll of us talk faster than we listen.
ANDY ROONEYWould a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
ANDY ROONEYAge is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
ANDY ROONEYA cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
ANDY ROONEYI dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
ANDY ROONEYDeath is a distant rumor to the young.
ANDY ROONEYAlways keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
ANDY ROONEYDon’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
ANDY ROONEYCivilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
ANDY ROONEYI’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
ANDY ROONEYIf you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYThe great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
ANDY ROONEYIf I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
ANDY ROONEYHalf the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
ANDY ROONEY