I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
ANDY ROONEYNothing in fine print is ever good news.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Most of the people in the world are good and decent if you give them a chance to be.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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