If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEYNothing in fine print is ever good news.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Most of us end up with no more than five or six people who remember us. Teachers have thousands of people who remember them for the rest of their lives.
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