Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
ANDY ROONEYNothing in fine print is ever good news.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Nothing in fine print is ever good news.
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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
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The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I’ve learned that no matter how serious your life requires you to be, everyone needs a friend to act goofy with.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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