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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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Born Fingers Hold Life Yourself
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Business Computer Myself Writing
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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One Liner Work
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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