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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney

Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Computer Easy Need Work
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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Animal Forget Grandparents
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Admit Economist Talk
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
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Chance Probability Time Wrong Yourself
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Bad Book Guy Oneself Writing
A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Cat Goodness Ideas Kill Time
I’d be more willing to accept religion, even if I didn’t believe it, if I thought it made people nicer to each other but I don’t think it does.
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Acceptance Believe Myself People Religion Thinking Willing
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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