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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney

Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
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Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
When those waiters ask me if I want some fresh ground pepper, I ask if they have any aged pepper.
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Age Fresh Myself Wait
I’ve learned, That money doesn’t buy class.
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Class Money Myself Standard
When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Basic Education Life Myself Need
A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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Greatness Opinion People Permission Right Talk
Never trust the food in a restaurant on top of the tallest building in town that spends a lot of time folding napkins.
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Fold Food Restaurant Time Trust
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Advice Cook Himself Meat
I’ve learned, That love, not time, heals all wounds.
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Healing Love Myself Time Wound
I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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Appreciation Hard Learning Love
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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Myself Opinion People
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
It’s paradoxical, that the idea of living a long life appeals to everyone, but the idea of getting old doesn’t appeal to anyone.
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Age Ideas Irony Life Live Old

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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