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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

Andy Rooney

Anyone should be very suspicious of a sentence he’s written that can’t be read aloud easily.
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Easy Reading Sentence Suspicious Writing
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
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Avoid Book Cook Learning
I’d like to be rich enough so I could throw soap away after the letters are worn off.
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Enough Funny Letter Money Myself Rich
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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Finish Myself Problem Remember
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
Once you pass forty, a dime isn’t worth bending over to pick up if you drop one.
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Drop Oneself Worth
My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Character Flaw Myself Serious
A woman over 30 will never wake you in the middle of the night to ask, “What are you thinking?”. She doesn’t care what you think.
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Care Herself Thinking Wake Up Woman
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
ANDY ROONEY

Alone Happiness Smile Yourself

Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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Christians talk as though goodness was their idea but good behavior doesn’t have any religious origin. Our prisons are filled with the devout.

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