The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there’s a 90% probability you’ll get it wrong.
ANDY ROONEYThe third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
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Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Don’t take a butcher’s advice on how to cook meat. If he knew, he’d be a chef.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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