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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

Andy Rooney

Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
ANDY ROONEY

Buy Food Realization Woman Worth
The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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Average Dog Nice Person
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Appreciation Learning Life Myself Small
Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Death Distant One Liner Young
Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Drive Game Kill Thinking Yourself
Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Enjoyment Growth Television Watch
Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Kill Old Oneself People Return Time World
Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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Avoid Cook Eat Food Yourself
I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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Goodness People Time
I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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Change Fact Ignorance Learning Myself
I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Learning Lost Missing Opportunity Position Yourself
I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Deserve Learning Myself Smile
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
ANDY ROONEY

Admit Economist Talk
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right

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