Elephants and grandchildren never forget.
ANDY ROONEYThe third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
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I’ve learned that under everyone’s hard shell is someone who wants to be appreciated and loved.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
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The best classroom in the world is at the feet of an elderly person.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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