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The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

Andy Rooney

You can’t be a good writer without being a good thinker.
ANDY ROONEY

Goodness Poet Thinking Writer Yourself
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
It would be a better world if everyone in it knew all the truth about everything.
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Better Truth World
I’ve learned that no one is perfect until you fall in love with them.
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Fall In Love Learning Myself Perfection
We’re all torn between the desire for privacy and the fear of loneliness.
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Desire Fear Lonely Privacy
We need people who can actually do things. We have too many bosses and too few workers.
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Boss Need People Work
I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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Country Hate Loud Patriot People
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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Hands Head Rule World Yourself
I don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
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Hands Mystery Pill Yourself
I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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Help Himself Learning Myself Prayer Strength Way
I’ve learned. That when you plan to get even with someone, you are only letting that person continue to hurt you more.
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Hurt Learning Person Planning Yourself
Always keep your words soft and sweet, just in case you have to eat them.
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Eat Soft Sweet Word Yourself
I’ve learned, That simple walks with my father around the block on summer nights when I was a child did wonders for me as an adult.
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Adult Block Children Father Simple Summer Walk Wonder
Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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Behavior Civilization Confirm Natural

The third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.

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