Women realize it’s not worth buying an entire pig just to get a little sausage!
ANDY ROONEYThe third rule of life is this: Everything you buy today is smaller, more expensive, and not as good as it was yesterday.
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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The average dog is a nicer person than the average person.
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I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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I’ve learned, That it’s those small daily happenings that make life so spectacular.
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Death is a distant rumor to the young.
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Guns do not make you a killer. I think killing makes you a killer. You can kill someone with a baseball bat or a car, but no one is trying to ban you from driving to the ball game.
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Anyone who watches golf on television would enjoy watching the grass grow on the greens.
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Sooner or later the world will have to return to the good old days when we fought wars and killed people the old-fashioned way, one at a time.
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Half the cookbooks tell you how to cook the food and the other half tell you how to avoid eating it.
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I’m always on the lookout for something good about people. Often months go by.
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I’ve learned, That to ignore the facts does not change the facts.
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I’ve learned That opportunities are never lost; someone will take the ones you miss.
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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All economists should be locked up until they admit that they don’t know what they’re talking about.
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Being kind is more important than being right.
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