The biggest seller is cookbooks and the second is diet books – how not to eat what you’ve just learned how to cook.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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I’ve learned that everyone you meet deserves to be greeted with a smile.
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Civilization means conforming to a standard of behavior that may not seem natural to us.
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It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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I dislike loud-mouthed patriots who suggest they like our country more than I do. Some people’s idea of patriotism is hating other countries.
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I had one typewriter for 50 years, but I have bought seven computers in six years. I suppose that’s why Bill Gates is rich, and Underwood is out of business.
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Most of us believe everyone has a right to his own opinion – as long as it agrees with ours.
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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I just wish this social institution [religion] wasnt based on what appears to me to be a monumental hoax built on an accumulation of customs and myths directed toward proving something that isnt true.
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I’ve learned… that just one person saying to me, ‘You’ve made my day!’ makes my day.
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One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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I’ve learned, That I can always pray for someone when I don’t have the strength to help him in some other way.
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A cat’s idea of a ‘good time’ is to kill something.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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