Familiar things are a comfort to us all.
ANDY ROONEYI don’t know anything offhand that mystifies Americans more than the cotton they put in pill bottles. Why do they do it? Are you supposed to put the cotton back in once you’ve taken a pill out?
More Andy Rooney Quotes
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My most serious character flaw is that I don’t deny myself much.
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Unfortunately, propaganda works.
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I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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I don’t like food that’s too carefully arranged; it makes me think that the chef is spending too much time arranging and not enough time cooking. If I wanted a picture I’d buy a painting.
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I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Do I have opinions that might piss people off? Yes – that’s what I’m here for.
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The two biggest sellers in any bookstore are the cookbooks and the diet books. The cookbooks tell you how to prepare the food, and the diet books tell you how not to eat any of it!
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Don’t rule out working with your hands. It does not preclude using your head.
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A great many people do not have the right to their own opinion because they don’t know what they are talking about.
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All of us talk faster than we listen.
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No one ever writes a book in which he is the bad guy.
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When it comes to educating all of us about the most basic things in life, it seems to me we need more kindergartens and fewer graduate schools.
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Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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If I’d known how many problems I was going to run into before I finished, I can’t remember a single project I would have started.
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I’ve learned, That when your newly born grandchild holds your little finger in his little fist, that you’re hooked for life.
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