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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Andy Rooney

One of the sweetest things in life: a letter from a friend.
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Friendship Letter Life Oneself Sweet
I’ve learned, That life is tough, but I’m tougher.
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Learning Life Myself Tough
Being kind is more important than being right.
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Important Kind Right
I’ve learned That having a child fall asleep in your arms is one of the most peaceful feelings in the world.
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Asleep Children Fall Feeling Learning Myself Peace World
Happiness depends more on how life strikes you than on what happens.
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Happiness Life Strike Yourself
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality
Vegetarian – that’s an old Indian word meaning lousy hunter.
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Hunter Old Word
Don’t keep saying, “I don’t know where the time goes.” It goes the same place it’s always gone and no one has ever known where that is.
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Place Time Unknown
If you get murdered because you go on a date with someone you met on the Internet, you probably deserved it.
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Date Deserve Internet Meet Murder Yourself
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
I didn’t get old on purpose, it just happened. If you’re lucky, it could happen to you.
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Luck Old Purpose Yourself
Go to bed. Whatever you’re staying up late for isn’t worth it.
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Bed Later Stay Worth
I can’t choose how i feel. But i can choose what I do about it.
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Action Feeling Myself Work
I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.
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Bitter Happiness Learning Myself

I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

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