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I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

Andy Rooney

The fastest thing computers do is go obsolete.
ANDY ROONEY

Computer Fast Technology
If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it.
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Alone Happiness Smile Yourself
In the futile attempts we all make to tidy up our lives and our surroundings, nothing is more difficult than throwing out a book.
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Book Difficult Live Surround
Everyone wants to live on top of the mountain, but all the happiness and growth occurs while you’re climbing it.
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Climb Happiness Live Mountain Top Yourself
I’ve learned, That you should never say no to a gift from a child.
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Children Gift Learning Myself
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the things they make it easier to do don’t need to be done.
ANDY ROONEY

Computer Easy Need Work
Most of us aren’t that interested in getting rich- we just don’t want to get poor.
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Focus Interest Perspective Poor Rich
I’ve learned, That the less time I have to work with, the more things I get done.
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Learning Myself Time Work
I’ve learned that we should be glad God doesn’t give us everything we ask for.
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God Happiness Learning Myself
Looking and not finding is certainly one of the most frustrating ways to spend time.
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Certain Finding Frustration Time
It isn’t working that’s so hard, it’s getting ready to work.
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Hard Myself Ready Work
The great virtue of being alone is that your mind can go its own way.
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Greatness Mindset Virtue Way
I’ve learned… That sometimes all a person needs is a hand to hold and a heart to understand.
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Hands Heart Learning Person Time Understand
Age is nothing but experience, and some of us are more experienced than others
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Age Experience Level
I’ve learned, That one should keep his words both soft and tender, because tomorrow he may have to eat them.
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Eat Learning Myself Word
Would a real man get caught eating a twinkie?
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Eat Food Man Reality

I’ve learned, That when you harbor bitterness, happiness will dock elsewhere.

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