If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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England still will be here without you.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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