Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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England still will be here without you.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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