An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
ALAN JAY LERNERI could have danced all night!
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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