Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
ALAN JAY LERNERSnow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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