Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERSnow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Lots of cosy sky That God and I can share. I need air. I need air.
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England still will be here without you.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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