Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
ALAN JAY LERNERThank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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I could have danced all night!
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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