Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERThank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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I could have danced all night!
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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England still will be here without you.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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