Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
ALAN JAY LERNERPull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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