The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERMud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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