Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
ALAN JAY LERNERMud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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