I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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