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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?

Alan Jay Lerner

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There even are places where English completely disappears. In America, they haven’t used it for years!
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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Children English Speak Teach
The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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