There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man?
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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Don’t let it be forgot, that once there was a spot, for one brief shining moment, that was known as Camelot.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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