The female sex has no greater fan than I, and I have the bills to prove it.
ALAN JAY LERNERWhy can’t a woman be more like a man?
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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I’m getting married in the morning! / Ding dong! the bells are gonna chime.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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Snow can burn your eyes but only people make you cry.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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By order summer lingers through September In Camelot.
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A third took the photographs. Another put the sketches in an exhibition, then into magazines, then in a book.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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