If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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You write a hit the same way you write a flop.
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Stay close to the young… and a little rubs off.
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Back home everyone said I didn’t have any talent. They might be saying the same thing over here, but it sounds better in French.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man?
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Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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I could have danced all night!
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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Pull out the stopper! Let’s have a whopper! / But get me to the church on time!.
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