Why can’t a woman be more like a man? Men are so honest, so thoroughly square.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
More Alan Jay Lerner Quotes
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Thank heaven for little girls! For little girls get bigger every day.
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For a painter, the Mecca of the world for study, for inspiration, and for living is here on this star called Paris.
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Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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If you can’t paint in Paris, you’d better give up and marry the boss’s daughter.
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You will follow every mountain, sea and shore, You will see from far and near a world you’ve never seen before.
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England still will be here without you.
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On a clear day, rise and look around you, and you’ll see who you are.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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An Englishmans way of speaking absolutely classifies him.
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Just look at it. No wonder so many artists have come here and called it home. Brother.
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It’s not a pretty face, I grant you. But underneath its flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character.
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Eternally noble, historically fair; Who, when you win, will always give your back a pat. Why can’t a woman be like that?
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