Coughing in the theater is not a respiratory ailment. It is a criticism.
ALAN JAY LERNERThe winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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Mud can make you prisoner and the plains can make you dry.
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All to often, however, what she [the woman] does want is the man she hopes she will make out of the man she already has.
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Youth has many glories, but judgement is not one of them, and no amount of electronic amplification can turn a belch into an aria.
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Men die but an idea does not.
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On a clear day, on a clear day, you can see forever, and ever, and ever more.
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We met at nine We met at eight I was on time No, you were late Ah yes! I remember it well.
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I could have spread my wings and done a thousand things I’ve never done before.
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A schedule so tight that it would only work if I didn’t sleep on Monday nights.
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Why can’t the English teach their children how to speak?
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You see what happens today. Women act like men and want to be treated like women.
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On a clear day, how it will astound you That the glow of your feelings outshines every star.
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Pleasure without joy is as hollow as passion without tenderness.
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There’s a smile on my face for the whole human race.
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The winter is forbidden till December, And exits March the second on the dot.
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We used to say that inside Cecil Beaton there was another Cecil Beaton sending out lots of little Cecils into the world. One did the sets, another did the costumes.
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