Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
ALAN BENNETTI lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Schweitzer in the Congo did not derive more moral credit than Larkin did for living in Hull.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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Our father the novelist; my husband the poet. He belongs to the ages – just don’t catch him at breakfast.
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