At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
ALAN BENNETTThe Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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At the drabber moments of my life (swilling some excrement from the steps, for instance, or rooting with a bent coat-hanger down a blocked sink) thoughts occur like.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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