Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
ALAN BENNETTI tried to explain to her the significance of the great poet, but without much success,
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Culminating with a man in a white coat saying to one kindly, “And now can you tell me the name of the Prime Minister?”
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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I bet Tom Stoppard doesn’t have to do this’ or There is no doubt David Hare would have deputed this to an underling.’
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Books are not about passing time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Clichés can be quite fun. That’s how they got to be clichés.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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However bad the weather, Dad never drove to church because Mam thought the sacrament might make him incapable on the return journey.
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