But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
ALAN BENNETTOne recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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And if it can be explained that it can be explained away.’ ‘But this is History. Distance yourselves.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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We still don’t like to admit the war was even partly our fault because so many of our people died.
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Imagine that. Per person. This means that if the time scale is diminished in proportion to that of space it would be quite possible for the whole story of Greece and Rome to be played out between farts.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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You don’t put your life into your books, you find it there.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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