I lack what the English call character, by which they mean the power to refrain.
ALAN BENNETTA photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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Why is it always the “intelligent” people who are socialists?
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Never read the Bible as if it means something. Or at any rate don’t try and mean it. Nor prayers.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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But most men regard their life as a poem that women threaten.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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Sometimes there is no next time, no time-outs, no second chances. Sometimes it’s now or never.
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Remember. You are a physician. You are not a policeman nor are you a minister of religion.
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So boring you fall asleep halfway through her name.
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