Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
ALAN BENNETTPhilip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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The nearest my parents came to alcohol was at Holy Communion and they utterly overestimated its effects.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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It was the kind of library he had only read about in books.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting. Briefing closes down a subject, reading opens it up.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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I’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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I’ve never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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