Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception.
ALAN BENNETTPhilip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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And now, here it is, set down by someone else, a person you have never met, someone even who is long dead. And it is as if a hand has come out, and taken yours
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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One reads for pleasure…it is not a public duty.
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Life is generally something that happens elsewhere.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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Over the years Miss Shepherd was visited by a succession of social workers so the character in the play is a composite figure.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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