Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
ALAN BENNETTPhilip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Soft Left, Hard Right, Soft Right and Centre. I am not listed. I should probably come under Soft Centre.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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An article on playwrights in the Daily Mail , listed according to Hard Left,
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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