I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
ALAN BENNETTThose who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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I think perhaps that’s why I live in Ibiza, because the blue of the Mediterranean, you see, reminds me of the blue of the eyes of those Doncaster miners.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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I dont know whether you’ve ever looked into a miner’s eyes for any length of time, that is. Because it is the loveliest blue you’ve ever seen.
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Standards are always out of date. That’s what makes them standards.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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If, for instance, we’d made the film after the show had been to Broadway, it would have been exactly the same film but we would have been assured that they would have understood it.
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