What I’m above all primarily concerned with is the substance of life, the pith of reality.
ALAN BENNETTPut him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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I think the writer’s quite low down in the hierarchy really. But the fact that they took the piss out of Nicholas [Hynter] who, besides being the director, is also director of the National Theatre is, I’d have thought, slightly more risky.
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Why do we not care to acknowledge them? The cattle, the body count.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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