Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
ALAN BENNETTMy school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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I can walk. It’s just that I’m so rich I don’t need to.
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The thing I think about is that once you’ve done it, you then start to think about what you’re going to do next.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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That’s a bit like asking a man crawling across the Sahara whether he would prefer Perrier or Malvern water.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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