Because you should realise the Cenotaph and the Last Post and all that stuff is concerned, there’s no better way of forgetting something than by commemorating it.
ALAN BENNETTMy school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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Only when I mention it to W. does he explain Kestrel is now a lager. I imagine the future is going to contain an increasing number of incidents like this.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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At eighty things do not occur; they recur.
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I’m all in favour of free expression provided it’s kept rigidly under control.
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Philip Larkin used to cheer himself up by looking in the mirror and saying the line from Rebecca, ‘I am Mrs de Winter now!
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What she was finding also was how one book led to another, doors kept opening wherever she turned and the days weren’t long enough for the reading she wanted to do.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
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To read is to withdraw.To make oneself unavailable. One would feel easier about it if the pursuit inself were less…selfish.
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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