It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
ALAN BENNETTMy school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore.
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Memories are not shackles, Franklin, they are garlands.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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The majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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Kafka could never have written as he did had he lived in a house.
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Polly: Education with socialists, it’s like sex, all right as long as you don’t have to pay for it.
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Far from wanting time to pass, one just wishes one had more of it. If one wanted to pass the time one could go to New Zealand.
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Once I start a book I finish it. That was the way one was brought up.
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And one of the historian’s jobs is to anticipate what our perspective of that period will be… even on the Holocaust.
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In the way of circumstances and background to transcend I had everything an artist could possibly want. It was practically a blueprint.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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The trouble is, as soon as you’ve chosen somebody it obscures anybody else you might have thought of.
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Some local boys come in and there is a bit of chat between them and the fish-fryer about whether the kestrel under the counter is for sale.
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