They may not have two spondees to rub together but they still want to pen their saga untrammelled by life-threatening activities like trailing round Sainsbury’s, emptying the dishwasher or going to the nativity play.
ALAN BENNETTMy school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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A composite too are the neighbours, Pauline and Rufus, though I have made Rufus a publisher in remembrance of my neighbour, the late Colin Haycraft, the proprietor of Duckworth’s.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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My experience came before most of you were born.
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If I had to sum up my work, I suppose that’s it really: I’m taking the pith out of reality.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Have you ever thought, headmaster, that your standards might perhaps be a little out of date?
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If you think squash is a competitive activity, try flower arranging.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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A book, as it were, closes the book.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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