Illogically, I tend to assume that if you ( Philip Larkin) dream of caning schoolgirls bottoms, it disqualifies you from dismissing half the nation as work-shy.
ALAN BENNETTMy school was a state school in Leeds and the headmaster usually sent students to Leeds University but he didn’t normally send them to Oxford or Cambridge.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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Had your forefathers, Wigglesworth, been as stupid as you are, the human race would never have succeeded in procreating itself.
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A book is a device to ignite the imagination.
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Books generally just confirm you in what you have, perhaps unwittingly, decided to do already.
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Artists, celebrated for their humanity, they turn out to be scarcely human at all.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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We don’t see it, and because we don’t see it this means that there is no period so remote as the recent past.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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The liturgy is best treated and read as if it’s someone announcing the departure of trains.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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It seems to me the mark of a civilized society that certain privileges should be taken for granted such as education, health care and the safety to walk the streets.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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Authors, she soon decided, were probably best met within the pages of their novels, and were as much creatures of the reader’s imagination as the characters in their books.
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Mark my words, when a society has to resort to the lavatory for its humour, the writing is on the wall.
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It’s subjunctive history. You know, the subjunctive? The mood used when something may or may not have happened. When it is imagined.
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