I’ve never forgotten that experience. But I had nobody at school that was either like Hector or Irwin.
ALAN BENNETTNature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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I’m for the freedom of expression, given that it will be under strict control.
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I don’t talk very well. With writing, you’ve time to get it right. Also I’ve found the more I talk the less I write, and if I didn’t write no one would want me to talk anyway.
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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I had no idea of who could play it, no notion really. Then Richard came to see us but I don’t think it was decided at that meeting.
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Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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You have the knowledge but that does not entitle you to be superior. Knowledge makes you the servant not the master.
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It [Cambridge] wasn’t a holy grail in the sense that I’d never been to Cambridge.
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Here I sit, alone at 60, Bald and fat and full of sin Cold the seat, and loud the cistern As I read the (Harpic) (Lysol) tin
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off.
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Knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else.
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