I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
ALAN BENNETTNature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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His writing is that of someone whose whole life was spent in apartments, with lifts, stairwells, muffled voices behind closed doors, and sounds through walls.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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But then, when I did go, the contrast between Leeds, which was very black and sooty in those days, and Cambridge, which seemed like something out of a fairystory, in the grip of a hard frost, was just wonderful.
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The appeal of reading, she thought, lay in its indifference: there was something undeferring about literature.
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We have fish and chips, which W. and I fetch from the shop in Settle market-place.
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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Reading is untidy, discursive and perpetually inviting.
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f they’d been working with Alec Guinness, for instance, they wouldn’t have known they were born if they’d not towed the line!
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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It’s much easier to follow something that’s not been as successful as this.
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One recipe for happiness is to have to sense of entitlement.’ To this she added a star and noted at the bottom of the page: ‘This is not a lesson I have ever been in a position to learn.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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I was an only child. I lost both my parents. By the time I was twenty I was bald. I’m homosexual.
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I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
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The longer I practise medicine, the more convinced I am there are only two types of cases: those that involve taking the trousers off and those that don’t.
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