Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
ALAN BENNETTI’m not good at precise, coherent argument. But plays are suited to incoherent argument, put into the mouths of fallible people.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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To begin with, it’s true, she read with trepidation and some unease.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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You must take people as they come. Remember, too that though you will generally know more about the condition than the patient, it is the patient who has the condition and this if nothing else bestows on him or her a kind of wisdom.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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There is no such thing as a good script, onlya good film, and I’m conscious that my scripts often read better than they play.
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Of course they’re out of date. Standards are always out of date. That is what makes them standards.
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God doesn’t do notes, either. Did Jesus Christ say, “Can I be excused the Crucifixion?” No!
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But then books, as I’m sure you know, seldom prompt a course of action.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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Books, bread and butter, mashed potato – one finishes what’s on one’s plate. That’s always been my philosophy.
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Art comes out of art; it begins with imitation, often in the form of parody, and it’s in the process of imitating the voice of others that one comes to learn the sound of one’s own.
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I turned down a knighthood. It would be like having to wear a suit every day of your life.
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It’s like going to a place that you’ve never been to before – you’ve got a picture of it and then you go there and that picture is totally wiped out by the reality.
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I wish they were like the White Rhinosix of them left in the Serengeti National Park, and all males.
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Our perspective on the past alters. Looking back, immediately in front of us is dead ground.
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