My films are about embarrassment.
ALAN BENNETTThe majority of people perform well in a crisis and when the spotlight is on them; it’s on the Sunday afternoons of this life, when nobody is looking, that the spirit falters.
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But the headmaster happened to have been to Cambridge and decided to try and push some of us towards Oxford and Cambridge.
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Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching.
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The best moments in reading are when you come across something – a thought, a feeling, a way of looking at things – which you had thought special and particular to you.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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The Waste Land not figuring very largely in Mam’s scheme of things. “The thing is,” I said finally, “he won the Nobel Prize.” “Well,” she said, with that unerring grasp of inessentials which is the prerogative of mothers, “I’m not surprised. It was a beautiful overcoat.”
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It’s the one species I wouldn’t mind seeing vanish from the face of the earth.
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If I am doing nothing, I like to be doing nothing to some purpose. That is what leisure means.
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History is a commentary on the various and continuing incapabilities of men. What is history? History is women following behind with the bucket.
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Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?
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Put him in a nice detached villa and he’d never have written a word.
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Life is rather like a tin of sardines – we’re all of us looking for the key.
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One of the hardest things for a teacher to learn is not to try and tell them.
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I have never understood disliking for war. It panders to instincts already catered for within the scope of any respectable domestic establishment.
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To play Trivial Pursuit with a life like mine could be said to be a form of homeopathy.
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Books are not about passing the time. They’re about other lives. Other worlds.
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