I write plays about things that I can’t resolve in my mind. I try to root things out.
ALAN BENNETTA book, as it were, closes the book.
More Alan Bennett Quotes
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Nature played a cruel trick on her by giving her a waxed mustache.
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[B]riefing is not reading. In fact it is the antithesis of reading. Briefing is terse, factual and to the point.
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Deluded liberal that I am, I persist in thinking that those with a streak of sexual unorthodoxy ought to be more tolerant of their fellows than those who lead an entirely godly, righteous and sober life.
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You go to a book to have your convictions corroborated.
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All the effort went into getting there and then I had nothing left. I thought I’d got somewhere, then I found I had to go on.
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Of course my standards are out of date! That’s why they’re called standards.
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We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn’t obey the rules.
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I suppose I’m the only person who remembers one of the most exciting of his ballets-it’s the fruit of an unlikely collaboration between Nijinsky on the one hand and Sir Arthur Conan Doyle on the other.
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I saw someone peeing in Jermym Street the other day. I thought, is this the end of civilization as we know it? Or is it simply someone peeing in Jermyn Street?
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So, half a dozen of us tried – not all of us in history – and we all eventually got in. So, to that extent, it [The History Boys] comes out of my own experience.
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There are more microbes per person than the entire population of the world.
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No mention of God. They keep Him up their sleeves for as long as they can, vicars do. They know it puts people off.
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A photograph on every mantlepiece. And all this mourning has veiled the truth. It’s not so much lest we forget, as lest we remember.
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Above literature?’ said the Queen. ‘Who is above literature? You might as well say one was above humanity.
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The masters had no idea what was expected of you in the scholarship exam, so you just had to busk it really.
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